Author: oysta
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Eleven
It turns out that eleven is a very auspicious number.
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The Bouncers at the Buffet
“Hello Mr Owen, good morning! Could I just have your password, and could you just touch this weird electric metal thing again please?”
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An Intro To A Show That Has No Name
I found this as an old WordPress draft from 2009. No idea why I wrote it. It’s not great. I’ll publish it anyway.