{"id":249,"date":"2019-06-23T18:53:02","date_gmt":"2019-06-23T08:53:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/christopherowen.id.au\/blog\/?p=249"},"modified":"2024-07-02T11:38:15","modified_gmt":"2024-07-02T01:38:15","slug":"249","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/2019\/06\/23\/249\/","title":{"rendered":"Five years, a shave"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A limerick to commemorate the five year anniversary of a most harrowing event:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">Five years past a man upon a block,<br>Did slump yoked to his Mac in a shock.<br>But on the brink of despair,<br>He did slip from that snare<br>Though from his face it did cost him a lock.<\/pre>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/christopherowen.id.au\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/IMG_0833-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"Two beard hairs protruding from the side of an iMac\" class=\"wp-image-239\" width=\"451\" height=\"601\" srcset=\"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/IMG_0833-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/IMG_0833-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/IMG_0833-1200x1600.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/IMG_0833.jpg 1317w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 451px) 100vw, 451px\" \/><figcaption>The whiskers two<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A limerick to commemorate the five year anniversary of a most harrowing event: Five years past a man upon a block,Did slump yoked to his Mac in a shock.But on the brink of despair,He did slip from that snareThough from his face it did cost him a lock.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[83,13,80,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-beard","category-life","category-poetry","category-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=249"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":311,"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249\/revisions\/311"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}