{"id":367,"date":"2021-06-23T10:43:00","date_gmt":"2021-06-23T00:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/christopherowen.id.au\/blog\/?p=367"},"modified":"2024-07-04T14:12:20","modified_gmt":"2024-07-04T04:12:20","slug":"the-hairku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/2021\/06\/23\/the-hairku\/","title":{"rendered":"The Hairku"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>Two hairs on a face<\/em><br><em>The steely disc slot, sharp-set<\/em><br><em>I am brought undone<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/christopherowen.id.au\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/E4hPs9mVgAAyKxJ-768x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"Two hairs protruding from the side disc slot of a 2011 iMac\" class=\"wp-image-369\" width=\"384\" height=\"512\" srcset=\"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/E4hPs9mVgAAyKxJ-768x1024.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/E4hPs9mVgAAyKxJ-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/E4hPs9mVgAAyKxJ.jpeg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 384px) 100vw, 384px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Seven years ago today my iMac tried to kill me when my beard got trapped in its DVD drive. I post this hairku in commemoration and to raise awareness of this awful peril.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seven years ago today my iMac tried to kill me when my beard got trapped in its DVD drive. I post this hairku in commemoration and to raise awareness of this awful peril.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[83,80],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-beard","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=367"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":468,"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367\/revisions\/468"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}