{"id":375,"date":"2022-06-23T12:17:00","date_gmt":"2022-06-23T02:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/christopherowen.id.au\/blog\/?p=375"},"modified":"2024-07-04T14:15:38","modified_gmt":"2024-07-04T04:15:38","slug":"the-beardcasso","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/2022\/06\/23\/the-beardcasso\/","title":{"rendered":"The Beardcasso"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Eight years ago today my 27-inch 2011 iMac tried to kill me when my beard got trapped in its DVD drive. To commemorate this harrowing event I commissioned a great work of art.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The brief to the artist was:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-style-default is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>Hey pumpkin, do you want to draw something for Daddy? A long time ago when Daddy was working at his computer he got his beard stuck in the side of it and couldn\u2019t get away and he nearly died. Do you think you could draw a picture of that happening?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>After three different revisions, this was the final result. I\u2019m mostly happy with it, except I\u2019m not sure she quite captured my expression accurately.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Stay safe out there friends.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/christopherowen.id.au\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/boy-with-a-beard-tearing-767x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-379\" width=\"575\" height=\"768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/boy-with-a-beard-tearing-767x1024.jpg 767w, https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/boy-with-a-beard-tearing-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/boy-with-a-beard-tearing-768x1025.jpg 768w, https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/boy-with-a-beard-tearing-1150x1536.jpg 1150w, https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/boy-with-a-beard-tearing-1534x2048.jpg 1534w, https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/boy-with-a-beard-tearing-1568x2093.jpg 1568w, https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/boy-with-a-beard-tearing-scaled.jpg 1917w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 575px) 100vw, 575px\" \/><figcaption>Boy with a Beard Tearing (c. 2022, texta on paper)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eight years ago today my 27-inch 2011 iMac tried to kill me when my beard got trapped in its DVD drive. To commemorate this harrowing event I commissioned a great work of art.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":369,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[83],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-beard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=375"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":471,"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375\/revisions\/471"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/369"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}