{"id":41,"date":"2008-07-07T13:55:06","date_gmt":"2008-07-07T03:55:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/christopherowen.id.au\/blog\/?p=41"},"modified":"2008-07-07T13:55:06","modified_gmt":"2008-07-07T03:55:06","slug":"dear-mister-robber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/2008\/07\/07\/dear-mister-robber\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear mister robber"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear mister (or ms though I doubt it) robber,<\/p>\n<p>Thank you for smashing my car window last week while it was parked in my parking space. The lousy handful of change that you stole, that probably amounted to a maximum of $15, is now going to cost me $463 in repairs (along with a couple of hours of cleaning up and delaying a trip I wanted to take). I hope that it was really worth it for you and that you did really need the money &#8212; next time I might just leave my doors unlocked to save us both the hassle.<\/p>\n<p>Cheers,<br \/>\nYour victim,<br \/>\nChris<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thank you for smashing my car window last week while it was parked in my carspace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[13,16],"tags":[39],"class_list":["post-41","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-personal","tag-crime"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christopherowen.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}