I present to you a youthful and somewhat insensitive re-telling of a classic fairy tale.
Please note—The following story is not meant to imply that the residents of Chernobyl were:
- tax evaders; or
- incompetent home builders; or
- mean spirited; or
- comparable to swine; or
- given to formulaic naming of their children.
Any resemblance to any person, living or dead, is purely (and tragically) coincidental.