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Steamboat Skip's Cheap Comments
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You've stumbled upon an interesting total irrelevency here.
You have reached the only online database of Steamboat Skip's Cheap Comments... in the entire WORLD! How lucky for you. This is a collection of the most intelligent, relevent, witty comments ever brought forth straight from the horse's mouth (Soz, Skip).

If you have absolutely no idea what I am on about by now you will probably not be over excited by the contents of this database. For those select few who do, well, let 'em rip!


In no particular order:
  1. Thanks Josh, I owe you one (Except for this one, this was the one that started it all)
  2. Go back to where you came from!
  3. Here comes the mong!
  4. They're never too young
  5. But they're not DEAD!
  6. What's the go 'ere, ay?
  7. Right! Thats it!
  8. Where's Brett?
  9. On yer bike
  10. ...go trot off down there...
  11. Come on
  12. (I bought a book worth 50 dollars) Oh, yeah, how much was it?
  13. You can't complain
  14. You get ya money's worth
  15. (New South Wales University) New South Wales, where the hell's that?
  16. (English footballers) Where are they from?
  17. She'll be right
  18. It just IS
  19. They've just choofed off
  20. ...couldn't give a Rat's Patooti
  21. May be
  22. Could be
  23. Back on yer boat
  24. You can just tell
  25. Turn it up
  26. Hang on a tic, I've only got a little knob to hang on to!
  27. Are you a mong or what?
  28. Puttin' lets you down
  29. Fair enough
  30. (It expands to twice it's size) Yeah, from one milimetre to three
  31. Like a brick, it just hit the floor and expanded...
  32. Hopeless Chicks
  33. But I've only got a dollar!
  34. Thats ordinary
  35. She could do with a bit of work
  36. He's in up to his elbow
  37. Filthy Bastard
  38. I am not an animal!
  39. (Woodstock '94) I think it was held in the same place as the first one.
  40. No, I am going out with Phil
  41. We were f#$%ing there for 50 minutes...
  42. ... while the train was pulling off

This database will be updated regularly and I am sure new ones will most definately be added over the coming years.

Last updated : 1/5/97


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